Programming quotes and jokes
Security must be based on very conservative principals “close all doors and open one by one” instead of “open all doors and close one at the time when problems occur”. (Oleg Zhurakousky)
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When the compiler’s not happy, ain’t nobody happy. (K.Sierra, B.Bates, SCJP)
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“Programmers and old people have a lot in common. We’re both always looking for ways to control leaks and dumps.” (Ralf)
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